Drunkard's Ambassadors
(K. Brewer/K. Swanson)

Calling out ye sons of war
Whatever you got we've seen it before
Leave your policies on the floor
We're the drunkard's ambassadors

Bid em high, bid em low
Over to Middle East you go
Leaving us to mind the store
We're the drunkard's ambassadors

Turn to the east
Turn to the west
Turn to the nation that you love the best
With force and fear, we'll keep you impressed
We're the drunk
We're the drunkard's
We're the drunkard's ambassadors

Drink to pollution, drink to wealth
Drink to anything but your health
Drink to all he's fighting for
You're the drunkard's ambassador

Off to Israel, off to Rome
Off to anywhere far from home
And wonder why they treat ye poor -
You're the drunkard's ambassador

Turn to the east
Turn to the west
Turn to the nation that you love the best
With force and fear, we'll keep em suppressed
We're the drunk
We're the drunkard's
We're the drunkard's ambassadors

Turn to the east
Turn to the west
Don't bother with who got us into this mess
Till the emperor's been completely undressed
We're the drunk
We're the drunkard's
We're the drunkard's ambassadors.