Longest Night of the Year (© 2013 Eric Worthington)

She was lighting a fire
To celebrate the solstice again
We were fighting desire
We both knew we would give in by the end

I thought she had an open heart
It was just her heaving breasts
Standing by the oaken hearth
With the other heathen guests

And we were all drinking fluids with the druids
On the Longest Night Of The Year

From here on the days are getting longer
The sun comes to renew our spirit
And we're all getting stronger
Come on over here, you can really feel it

The churches and the temples
Each have their traditions
Now all the town tonight has come
To indulge in their seditions

For it's well known by everyone
That the Pagans have more fun
And so we were all drinking fluids with the druids
On the Longest Night Of The Year.