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|  Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness (Jimmy Carbomb, aka J. Parkinson / PogMoTunes /ASCAP) I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain And found the medication that swirls Œround my brain. My liver is in shambles and my colon is a mess The reason for the problem is a source that is your guess Turpentine and thinners, and refined alcohol I blew-out all my taste buds as I've tried to taste them all Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask, I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task But Whiskey-Bailey's-GuinnessŠ will knock me on my ass. Take a pint of Guinness and watch the waterfall Drink it halfway down and stopŠ you dare not drink it all Take half a shot of whiskeyŠ make Jameson the call, Then top the shot with Bailey'sŠ get ready for a ball. Line those glasses up, me boys, it's time to face the fray, If you ain't got the ³gonads²Š get up and walk away. Drop that shot right in the beer, then quickly drink it down, Last one empty on the bar will buy another round. Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask, I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task But Whiskey-Bailey's-GuinnessŠ will knock me on my ass. I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain And found the medication that swirls Œround my brain. © 2006 back to Lyrics menu |
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