Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness
(Jimmy Carbomb, aka J. Parkinson / PogMoTunes /ASCAP)

I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars
I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars
I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain
And found the medication that swirls 'round my brain.

My liver is in shambles and my colon is a mess
The reason for the problem is a source that is your guess
Turpentine and thinners, and refined alcohol
I blew-out all my taste buds as I've tried to taste them all

Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness will knock me on my ass.

Take a pint of Guinness and watch the waterfall
Drink it halfway down and stop you dare not drink it all
Take half a shot of whiskey make Jameson the call,
Then top the shot with Bailey's get ready for a ball.

Line those glasses up, me boys, it's time to face the fray,
If you ain't got the gonads get up and walk away.
Drop that shot right in the beer, then quickly drink it down,
Last one empty on the bar will buy another round.

Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness will knock me on my ass.

I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars
I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars
I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain
And found the medication that swirls 'round my brain.

© 2006