Whiskey For Christmas (© 2013 Kyf Brewer)

My love says she's giving up
Whiskey For Christmas
Champagne for New Year's
And New Year's Day
My favourite thing about
Whiskey For Christmas
Is all of your loved ones
Who give it away

My love looks incredible
Tucked in her corset
She's an endorsement
For yuletide class
She's specially edible
And truly entrancing
When i've been romancing
Me holiday glass

It's not the same
Without the fabulous dame
Drunk in the parlour room
But on the shelf
There's now a burgeoning wealth
Of what she won't consume
So hide that gloom, 'cause

My love says she's giving up
Whiskey For Christmas
Champagne for New Year's
And New Year's Day
My favourite thing about
Whiskey For Christmas
Is all of your loved ones
Who give it away

I like the ringing bells
And spirits as well
As any Christian gents
But she could never know
How much I adore
Her give of temperance
In present tense, cause

My love says she's giving up
Whiskey For Christmas
Champagne for New Year's
And New Year's Day
My favourite thing about
Whiskey For Christmas
Is all of your loved ones
Who give it away.